I needed a break from my project and a friend sent this to me - made me laugh! Thought you might all get a chuckle out of it as well. Enjoy!

World's Shortest Fairytale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The End.